Share 'Top Tips for New Dads Two'

The first nappy change... 1. Build confidence in yourself by imagining scoring a diving header in injury time at Wembley Stadium on Cup Final day. 2. Prepare the room by removing any sharp objections and unneccesary distractions (eg porn stash). 3. Make sure no one else is present to witness your first attempt. 4. The exception to the above rule is your baby. 5. It's good to have a dry run so yo…