
When first bringing baby home... 1. Leave home. Immediately. 2. Walk once around the block. 3. Calm yourself by breathing slowly and deeply. 4. Start chanting, preferably under your breath so you don't get sectioned... Probably something gentle. 5. Return home. 6. Give your wife/partner a big manly hug. 7. If she strikes you, take it on the chin. Don't hit back. 8. Take your new born son/daughte…
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