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Tantrums in Tesco? Screaming in Sainsburys? Anarchy in Asda? Share your tales of Teething Toddlers and Terrible Twos here...

Permalink Reply by Andy on February 9, 2009 at 11:21pm: DISCLAIMER: This rather angry looking child is no relation of mine...; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Andy on February 15, 2009 at 8:57pm: YOUR CHANCE TO ENTER THE WORLD WEEPING CHAMPIONSHIP - jointly sponsored by Nurofen and Durex.

How long has your baby/toddler/kid screamed for, without stopping, preferably in public? Add your reply and see if you're the (un)lucky winner. The first prize is a pack of 'Quies' - Protection Auditive Earplugs as it says on the label.

Good luck. Don't hold back now...; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Andy on February 17, 2009 at 2:35pm: Mark

Either, you're a liar - or just a smug bastard!!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by bad dad on February 18, 2009 at 9:49am: The truth is that I have developed a complete immunity to that look of death you get from the childless when your progeny is kicking off in a public place. Many is the happy time I have bodily restrained the wailing youngsters and frog marched them out of the restaurant/shop/wherever. Though on one particularly amusing occasion I do remember being the subject of some well-meaning passer-by concern as Bonnie was shouting "No, no! Help me, help me, get him away!". Ahh, happy days...; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Andy on February 19, 2009 at 11:29pm: Bad Dad by name, Bad Dad by nature!

Our record is Millie, crying and screaming non-stop for one hour and 15 minutes over something less than trivial.

Beat that suckers!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by robert lee on June 6, 2009 at 8:03pm: does any1 else now find the noise of some 1 else's kids screaming music to your ears as its not your child doing the screaming; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Andy on June 7, 2009 at 8:41am: the americans apparently used baby screams to torture inmates at guantanamo...; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Robert Mahon on June 16, 2009 at 12:28pm: taking the older one to school today and had olivia the nearly 2 year old with us, anyway olivia carried emma,s lunchbox to the school gate where emma had to take it off her to go into school. Olivia wasn't happy and decided to have an almighty tantrum there on the pavement kicking legs in the air and screaming and drawing attention to herself. i reacted like any good dad would do and left her there! after a while and chatting to other parents she got up, walked over and asked for a cuddle! she really is a wee angel........NOT!; ▶ Reply to This

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